Tim
To get f*cked in the @ss by a black guy with a tiny dick and then lick it off while folding laundry with your feet.
Dude: Yeah man, she totally Tim-ed me last night. Good thing too, I had alot of laundry.
by meeeee... January 10, 2013
Tim
A Tim is a guy who loves blonde big titty Bimbos and occasional cock-suck.Yet,he is in denial of his bisexuality.
Fishboy:I had a really good time with Tim last night.
Tits: Good to hear. what did you guys do?
Fishboy:We innitiated cock sucking all night.He is good with his tongue and a great puller too.
Tits:I bet his a good kisser.
Fishboy:nah his more of a puller.
by icecreamman25 December 12, 2010
Tim
A Freaking Aweshum Person who is greater than you in all ways. Yes, All ways. He always insults people and makes that's what she said jokes.
Kid 1: ARGHHH THE OYSTER CUT ME
Kid 2: IT'S SO BIG
Tim: That's What She Said.
Kid 1: Tim You're Not HELPING
Tim: Neither are you SHUT UP
by Hooooooooopi2 October 16, 2010
Tim
A california queer who takes a lotta cock and has no friends except dan mauchly and tyler jennings and sucks huge dick at halo reach.
Did you see that guy over there? Hes a Tim
by vinniesaluga September 25, 2010
Tim
tim" is another word for being accidently rimmed and on the street as slang is called "getting a timmy
"oh abi you didnt!..." girl1
"oh yehhhs ;)" girl2
" you gave him a tim didnt you?!?!" girl1
"Ohhhhh yeahhh ;O" girl2
by kokibubblesasha August 25, 2010
Tim
Shrimp. Puny. The smallest person in the room. A man whose arms are so small you are afraid to shake his hand in fear they may break. The name you give to a person smaller. less muscular than Tom.
Is she anorexic or just a tim.

Don't get too close to Tim honey, his arms might break.
Wow!

That boss Tom looks massive next to Tim Holtorf.
by RyanNotTom August 22, 2010
The name Tim usually belongs to sophomores who linger on the outskirts of every social circle but are unwilling to join one because of an extreme aversion to being "labeled". Too bad the Tim's of the world fail to understand that by doing this they are labeled as one of the weird kids that somehow everyone knows.

His favorite words are probably "tubular", "gnarly", and "far out", and he claims to be able to snowboard and surf. He uses an inordinate amount of hair gel and dreams of having dreads. He wants the world to be exactly like Lennon's "Imagine" but he's just a dreamer without a plan.


Person A: Hey, have you seen Tim today?
Person B: Who's Tim?

OR

Person A: I heard Tim has a TronMaster.
Person B: No, she fired him long ago. He epically FAILED, man.
by TronMaster February 07, 2009

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