Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.
Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2015
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A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.
Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Bone Throne.
by Nicholas A. B. June 30, 2008
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The seat or area where you cum the most. Most likely by a computer or bedside.
When I missed school last week I sat on my cum throne all day.

Don't sit there that's my cum throne!
by Crunk Magnum March 27, 2009
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I have been Ruling the throne in my bathroon all day.
by MIZZY06 January 22, 2009
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The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save valuable time.
Scott text-messaged Gina from the toilet to save time in his busy day. He is a throne messenger.
by PeeAchEyeEll May 17, 2007
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The predilection for homes (especially rowhomes) in and around the Baltimore area to be eqiupped with a toilet in the basement, but without a bathroom. Upon entering the basement a toilet is usually visible by itself sometimes even in the middle of the basement.
Example 1: In order to augment my income, I'm gonna rent out my basement. There is no shower, but it has a Baltimore Throne.

Example 2: If the cops raid the house, head to the basement and flush the dope down the Baltimore Throne.
by Ballin' Bawlmer February 24, 2013
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