The Mutual 

When two individuals masturbate with each other at the same time.

My roommate and I were watching porn and ended up doing the mutual.

I heard the guy in the stall next to me rubbing one out so joined in with the mutual.

The Mutual by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

the feeling is mutual 

If you say to someone "The feeling is mutual" you are telling that person that you agree with them - your opinions, thoughts, feelings mirror theirs.

You're tired of my face? The feeling is mutual.

the feeling is mutual by Toxicxlova_ May 15, 2015

the feeling is mutual 

If you say to someone "The feeling is mutual" you are telling that person that you agree with them - your opinions, thoughts, feelings mirror theirs.

You're tired of my face? The feeling is mutual.

the feeling is mutual by Toxicxlova_ May 15, 2015

malcolm in the mutuals 

1:when you and a person share similar interests (online) and so you decide to become mutuals online
2: when you and a person share similar interests and so you decide to become mutuals online, but those interests include malcolm in the middle

Her and shawtyarena447 are malcolm in the mutuals ,they always are pming and reblogging eachothers posts and inside jokes on tumblr

malcolm in the mutuals by Columbinercutiezoe August 24, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008