Girl: Awwww you're so sweet.
Malcolm: I love you so much.
Girl: I love you too!
Malcolm: Hey sexy how are you today?
Girl: I'm ok
Malcolm: Oh watcha doin
Malcolm: Oh maybe I can make you have fun by maybe entertaining you ;-)
You will be GLAD u met this guy!
Girl: Hey wana have a threesome with my girlfriend and play COD after with the guys.
"look at malcolm and grace, they are perfect for each other."
"i'm soooo jealous of malcolm and grace, they are meant to be."
This morning I logged on to facebook, to gladly see that I have received 12 notifications. Although, I was not glad to see that approximately 8 of those notifications were from you liking my comments or posting in a group. Therefore, I have decided to comment rape you, which is probably why you are going to have like 20 notifications.
Malcolm- ok im done. how many notifications was that?
Lucia- 40. i hate you.