When a gay guy putts Hickory Honey ham into his partner's butt and starts licking it rapidly.
He licked the Hickory Smoked Butthole
by bobbyb15 December 15, 2011
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a black mans penis (usually shortened to hickory)
she got down on her knees and sucked his hickory
by yogi May 25, 2004
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Something great to have as an appetizer at your next dinner party.

Basically self explanatory.


Used in the episodes of Dr. Tran.



"I think you really suck and you should just like go die."

"Oh really? Well, you're a stupid little bitch."

"Umm, did anyone ever tell you you're a really BIG cockface?"

"Go eat some hickory smoked horse buttholes."

by poopy bunghole July 17, 2008
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(Disclaimer): Can only be performed when fucking after a barbecue.

The hickory smoked minute clinic is performed by taking the leftover, uncooked hickory smoked bacon (from the barbecue) and first wrapping it around your dick. Once this action is completed you may proceed to take your meat covered cock and pork your girlfriend for exactly one minute. As soon as you pull out you must take the uncooked bacon and make her eat it exactly how it is.
"Yo I just saw Redneck Sam give that girl a Hickory Smoked Minute Clinic behind the Grill!"
by TheRealPD February 4, 2015
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When you light a girls pubes on fire and the smoke that comes off of it is the hickory smoke.
by xa1e January 19, 2022
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a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.
" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.
by cam clyde November 4, 2009
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