(Disclaimer): Can only be performed when fucking after a barbecue.

The hickory smoked minute clinic is performed by taking the leftover, uncooked hickory smoked bacon (from the barbecue) and first wrapping it around your dick. Once this action is completed you may proceed to take your meat covered cock and pork your girlfriend for exactly one minute. As soon as you pull out you must take the uncooked bacon and make her eat it exactly how it is.
"Yo I just saw Redneck Sam give that girl a Hickory Smoked Minute Clinic behind the Grill!"
by TheRealPD February 4, 2015
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