Honey Ham

The act of nutting on and around a girls butthole.

I gave Courtney a nice Honey Ham at Applebees yesterday.

by Rebelbud06 April 28, 2017

honey ham

Vernacular for the clitoris commonly found in the female genitalia. (courtesy of JLF)

Marsha: So... how was last night?
Janet: Let's just say he found the honey ham.

by azigee March 25, 2006

A honey ham farmer is one who grooms sexual relationships with the obese.

Douglas flirted and fawned over the plump until he was called the honey ham farmer.

by I, Wreckerrr October 11, 2016

The simple act of peeing on luscious ass.

Guy A: What's it called when you pee on a girl's ass?
Guy B: In the butthole?
Buy A: No, dude, just on the cheeks.
Guy B: Oh. That's Hot Honey Ham.

by bstppldrmr May 25, 2011

The act of cumming on your partner's ass and slapping a piece of pineapple on it.

What do you want for dinner baby? I don't know love, but afterwards I'm gonna give you some Honey Glazed Ham

by FCNUnicorn August 1, 2021

When a man ejaculates on a person's behind that he during the sex act spanked until it became red.

After all that spanking he pulled out and gave her a honey baked ham.

by fo-rizzle January 31, 2012

the name given to a fat person who is either curtianly or just got done working out and covered in sweat

Did you see John after he got done working out. His fat ass reminded me of a Honey Glazed Ham.

by Hade5079 November 8, 2010