The Broodwich 

It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!

*The Broodwich does not have bacon due to the fact that there are simply no swine evil enough to sacrifice upon the bed of evil... and lettuce... bed of evil and lettuce.

If you eat The Broodwich in its entirety, you will be banished to a realm where unhappily married demons talk about their bitchy wives and then try to hack you with an axe. If you don't like sun-dried tomatoes but do like temporary exile to unimaginably horrific dimensions, then The Broodwich is for you.

The Broodwich by Rusty "BongPolish" Shackleford June 28, 2010

jump the broom 

"Jumping the broom" is an informal marriage or "partnership." It comes from peasant or gypsy marriages before the idea of a "civil marriage" (going before a justice of the peace to vow marriage oaths) came about in Britain with the Marriage Act 1836 - as an alternative to a church marriage.

The concept started in France as <i>mariage sur le croix d'un epee</i> ("marriage on the cross of a sword") which a maudit anglais (Englishman) translated from a French book as "leaping over a broomstick." The original concept comes from ancient military weddings - when a soldier marries one of the women who hung around soldiers back in the day:
"A sword being laid down on the ground, the parties to be married joined hands, when the corporal or serjeant of the, company repeated these words: <b>Leap rogue, and jump whore, And then you are married for evermore.</b> Whereupon the happy couple jumped hand in hand over the sword, the drum beating a ruffle; and the parties were ever after considered as man and wife."
My old Cajun stepdad took me aside after I brought the girl I just proposed marriage to home to meet him and Mama, and asked "You can't just go jump the broom?", so I'm here to tell you this expression is for real and old farts like him were still using it.

My old Cajun stepdad took me aside after I brought the girl I just proposed marriage to home to meet him and Mama, and asked "You can't just go jump the broom?"

jump the broom by Cajun Scientist November 27, 2015

The Broony 

An action whereby a person vertically holds out his arms to a very annoying scumbag to show dominance.
Named after the legend Scott Brown after his display to El Hadj Diouf at an OF match against the Huns.

Let's all do the Broony!

The Broony by cfc88 October 5, 2011

The Broom 

To breakup with your partner, for any reason.

Frank: Where is your woman?
Carl: She was pissing me off, so I gave her "The Broom"

The Broom by TheCraw June 17, 2008

The broom closet ending

The best ending ever in videogame history, and probably the best ending in general. As featured in The Stanley Parable and The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Edition, obtained by doing the hardest thing: stepping into the broom closet.

"OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD" -Everyone who was lucky enough to experience the broom closet ending

The broom closet ending by ThatOneHumann May 3, 2022

fuck the brook

At Addison trail people use this slur against the school rival Willow Brook

Person: We just lost to the brook.
Person 2: oh yea fuck the brook

fuck the brook by DragonbornMatt September 11, 2016

do'n the broom 

To give or receive oral sex from a man that has a moustache.

Johnny likes do'n the broom.

do'n the broom by newo sivart March 18, 2006