A person who helps you make the right decision of breaking up with the person you are dating by giving you an objective opinion of how bad they are for you and by giving post breakup support.

A spontaneous, and often ugly haircut a girl gets after going through a difficult breakup.

A situation wherein a breakup occurs, usually multiple times, but each breakup lasts fewer than 20 hours.

When a boyfriend or girlfriend doesn't have the guts to breakup in person so they end up sending a text saying they're breaking up. Similar to the email breakup where you breakup over email.

Having the love of your life breakup with you a week before your birthday via text message from Jeremy Rich.

Meeting your ex after some time has passed and comparing details about your current lives - there is always a winner and a loser in a breakup. If your life is going significantly better than your ex's, then you "win the breakup" Coined by the TV show How I Met Your Mother.

When you wake up the next morning from a breakup you got through a text, phone, myspace...etc, that night.
When you get up to get ready, you realize you were crying for a LONG when you look in the mirror, and notice those big puffy eyes, and you feel worse then you did when you actually got dumped; Ex. You don't even wanna hear your ex's name.