spank it

To masturbate.

Present: spankin' it
Past: spanked it. "Spunked it" works, too.

Harrison: What'd you do today?
Elizabeth: Wrote an exam, went to work. I'mma go home now and spank it.

by SPee[d] December 10, 2007

spank

1. masturbate
2. hit across buttocks as a disciplinary measure
3. to defeat soundly

1. "Man, I'm gonna spank to that Alisha Klass video tonight."
2. "Next time you spill your drink, I'll spank you."
3. "Brother, the Cowboys will completely spank the 49ers tomorrow."

by Jenesis October 2, 2005

Spank

A sexual fetish act where a submissive woman's ass is playfully tanned by a dominant man for both their pleasure. However, if both the man and the woman aren't consenting adults, it becomes ABUSE and is ILLEGAL

Spanking can either be bare handed or with a spanking implement like a hairbrush

Spanking can either be over the knee or on a spanking horse. It can also be used as a non-sexual disciplinary measure.

My husband spanked me real hard yesterday night and I can't sit down today.

The hot chick I took home yesterday night was acting up so I took her in hand and spanked her sweet ass and she loved it.

by gguuyyguygguuyy January 16, 2010

Spanking

The Spanish King.

(C'mon, what else could that word mean?)

When we were in Madrid, we were received in a Spanking Audience.

by not_the_king June 28, 2010

spanking

When someone gets their bare butt slapped by the hand or other implements until their butt is red or they cry like a baby.

We were all shocked to see Ryan, who was 15, get a spanking by his mom. He was crying as us girls all laughed and pointed at him.

by super hot Sarah May 12, 2010

spanking

to repeatedly give open handed slaps to a girl's butt. often times it will be bare or she will be wearing tight jeans. this can be used either for discipline or erotic purposes.

guy 1: dude kiana wore some tight ass jeans last night so i had no choice but to give her a spanking.
guy 2:

by freakshow23 June 7, 2010

spanks

An alternative way of saying thank you.

"spanks for the ride!"

by chispa April 21, 2006