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Your routine internet habits. Checking your email accounts, Myspace, A couple funny jokes or whatever it is you do on the web. Then returning to your work, or whatever activites you should be doing on your computer.
Before I write this report, Im going to do the spank first.

Gary, why haven't you gotten your shit done yet? Sorry, Ive been doing the spank.
by Gary Simmerman July 14, 2006

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