The Transporter

Thomas W's favorite movie in the entire world even though he and everyone else knows it sucks.

Hey guys wanna see the Transporter? It's got this really cool Chinese person in it and she's kind of funny. I'm chinese too so I can kind of relate because of my small Asian penis.

by Netch July 16, 2004

transported

Usually a college term, when you are so far gone and completely blackout that campus police call an ambulance for you.

Jimmy had 20 shots of tequila and his ass got transported last night

by Kuceinator February 1, 2021

transportion

transfering portions of food to someone else's plate

Look at how much food Connie has on her plate now all thanks to transportion!

by somerandompeople June 20, 2006

transportation

Cuban slang for a cheap car.

Get a Ferrari?! I can barely afford this transportation!

by cocomonkilla March 11, 2009

transporter

A guy who accompanies girls to every location they need to go - i.e. malls, bathrooms, kithchens, to their boyfriends etc- except to himself. They are docters in the art of being friend-zoned and have mastered the doctrine of high hopes in escaping it.

Guy1: That dude over there probably has all the girls druling at his feet
Guy2: Worry not my good man, he's only a transporter.

by TaffelDoek October 6, 2016

Transport

to carry, move, or convey from one place to another.

I will transport this box by boat.

by Kafulla February 26, 2012

transportator

One who transports as a profession.

Welcome aboard, I will be your transportator today. Please no screaming, though fainting is alright.

by Luna Kora April 17, 2021