| 1. | Don't Hate cuz you can't Relate | ||
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Self-explanatory. For haters who are not relaters. Hater: "Who cares if you invented a rhyming phrase."
Poet: "Don't hate cuz you can't relate." |
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| 2. | Music Lover | ||
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One who sits at home and accumlates CD's for extreme waste of Gross Internal Product, such as 50 Cent and Eminem.
They then feel they can relate to these people and thus, talk/speak/dress/act like thier 'idols' do. Music lovers usually take consolation in the fact they are not 'nerds'. However this one line of defence has finally been broken down as it has been proven that music lovers everywhere are fat/ugly/smelly. Music lovers also tend to be fan boys, they will never speak ill of their failing industry (the music industry) even though it is saturated with rubbish like Blazin' squad and Girls Aloud. The video games industry looks set to take its place. And the 'music lover' will be a thing of the past. "OMG OMG OMG !!!!"£!"£ did u here about Dre's new album, hes a well nice guy! i fink i can relate to him!!"£!"£, Now if youll excuse me im off to drewss up like him and take photos of myself. I'm NOT sad"
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Oct 26, 2003
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| 3. | Nas | ||
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Illest rapper about, no doubt, wears the last real nigga name wid pride.
Not only speaks truth and knowledge (aint that rite Jay?) But y'all know every1 can relate. "I am the truest, name a rapper that i aint influenced."
"Rockafeller died of AIDS, that was the end of his chapter And that's the guy y'all chose to name your company after? Put it together, I rock hoes, y'all rock fellas." "I'm the man's man, a rapper's rapper G - O - D S - O - N, they'll be none after" "I was Scarface, Jay was Manolo It hurt me when I had to kill him and his whole squad for dolo". - If y'all seen scarface you will relate, this is a slight attack on Jay |
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| 4. | anthro | ||
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A word derived from the ancient Greek word "anthropos", which means HUMAN, having HUMAN characteristics, or relating to HUMAN.
It does NOT relate to lower-order animals. Now how is it that these deluded furry fanatics use the word anthro to relate to talking animals? Haven't they ever taken Anthropology, or checked the fucking dictionary for the definition of anthro?
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| 5. | Avril Fan | ||
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I guess I'm one. Avril isn't exactly liked by everyone, but I don't hate her. Actually, I think she's a good singer. I realize that some people don't recognize her talent because they're too busy being brainwashed by their friends to think she sucks. But she doesn't. There's a song on her CD that describes her dead Grandfather. I can relate to that. Prep: omg AvRiL r0x0rs my s0x0rsssrrsr!!!11!!11
Normal person: Avril is gay and she sucks!!!! These are two very different extremes. I digress onto my own opinion. Me: I like Avril's music. I find it as something that I can relate to. |
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| 6. | chris rock | ||
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a horribly unfunny comedian with the most irratating voice in the world, no comedic timing and no idea what a punchline is, just disguises random words that vageuly relate to the subject as one. Also noted for seeing racism where there is none. Chris Rock: Doctors don't cure shit! They don't cure shit! The last disease doctors cured was polio, when's the last time you met someone with polio?
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Impersonating a boss and his employee Chris Rock: "Why weren't you at work today?" "Oh, my polio's actin' up again!" They don't cure shit! me:what the hell? why is that funny?? how does it relate? what does the extinction of disease have to do with Physicians "not curing shit" Chris Rock: There are three types of women in the world: A: Women that give NO head. B: Women that give just enough head to shut ya up and my favorite C: the women that want nothing more than to suck a dick. me:uhhh..ok. what about women is enjoy it ocassinally? to only certain ppl? wont suck a horribly unfunny guys dick? I could go on and on dissing this very inconclusive, poorly thought out "punchline" Chris Rock: Guys, have you ever been with your lady in bed and you both talkin' dirty then you say somethin' that got you kicked out of bed. Where the woman's like "Fuck me! Harder, harder, harder! Fuck me daddy! Fuck me! Fuck me! Spank me! Fuck me!" "Alright, ya ho!" "Who're you callin' a ho? Who da fuck are you callin' a ho? Untie me!" me:no. creepy fucker Chris Rock: God forbid some brown people got wealthy... We can't have that! Because drugs come from brown countries. We can't have no wealthy brown people! There are no wealthy black o... |
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| 7. | vibing | ||
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to like, relate or agree with someone's ideas, philosophies or behaviour 1.'i is vibin yo pilosophies'
2. jilly: 'yo homeslice, wanna grab us some eats and head ova to mine's for a joint? sophie: 'yea bruv. i be vibing yo brainchild!' jilly: 'word' |
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