Bone In ‘Er Teat

French for a good vigorous titty fuck.

All it took was a six pack and a carry out pizza and that slut was ready for bone in ‘er teat.

by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020

Weenus Weebal-teat

A mystical lawn-gnome that lives in the land of the underteat

At first I thought it was a Weenus Weebal-teat but it was just a drunk midget

by watthefrukbitch May 2, 2009

get some teat

get something to eat in appalachianese

ah stopped at foolsley's to get some teat!

before i did the presentation on caloric trans-bacteria at yale, i stopped to get some teat

while preparing the foolsley report, i had to take time out to get some teat!

by michael foolsley August 25, 2010

puky teats

A discharge of an infected nipple will spray onto recipient and recipient will puke, thus puky teats

girl 1: I can't believe you gave me puky teats. Get the towel.
Girl 2: I just sucked on that nasty shit. I'm going to puke again...

by Timothy July 15, 2004

Moist Teat

The ugliest combination of any two words in the English language. It has been said that "cellar door" is the most beautiful combination of words in the English language. "Moist teat" is the opposite of "cellar door."

Person: Moist teat.

Other person: I feel uncomfortable all over.

by Gavroche Enjolras June 1, 2012

teat

Verb

Colloquilism in climbing or parkour

To properly test the quality or stability of a hand hold or the stability of a structural component of a building

Analogous to feeling the shape and/or firmness of an erect nipple

"you gotta properly teat your handhold s to see if you can get a good grip on the shelf"

"if you don't teat your parkour run beforehand you might end up falling on a loose brick"

by mrmiow May 26, 2022

Teat

Someone who is somehow unable to hit the shuttlecock with their badminton racket properly and always somehow ends up hitting it with the frame.

Dammit, I've hit the frame again for the eighth time, I'm a teat.

by ZrxTeamGreen June 24, 2021