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1.
One (1) female nipple.
1)Your teat is showing.

1)There are three things I eat in this world - chicken McNuggets, tacos and teat.
by Scott Dogg December 14, 2003
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2.
Slang term for a woman's breast or nipple.
Can I touch your mother's teat?
by GuidoPosse69 March 03, 2005
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3.
1. nipples
3. breasts
2. nips
3. smuggling raisins
That strippers teats are hanging to the floor!
by Bud E Love May 05, 2003
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4.
A pair of Breasts
"Lick my black teats!"
by Chuck Bullet April 13, 2004
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5.
my dad's favorite saying
well, that's just teats!

teats!
by PyroPenguin December 01, 2003
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6.
One of young Shakespeare's finest quotes regarding a woman's breast and the process of breastmilking
"An honour! were not I thine only nurse, I would say thou hadst suck'd wisdom from thy teat."
by dontdrinkthecreekwatah May 22, 2014
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7.
breasts, usually male
wow that dude has big ass teats
by brettisme666 May 22, 2006
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