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tea potting

a sexual act performed on a male by a partner (straight or gay). the male fills a tea pot with warm (not hot!) water. he then places his balls into the open top of the tea pot. the partner then blows down the spout of the tea pot causing a jacuzzi effect on the males scrotum. it is then accompanied by a handjob. note: no boiling water or tea bags should be used at any time during this sexual act.
hey baby, did you wanna try something new tonight? yeah? i was thinking of tea potting
tea potting by evil bob August 30, 2006
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Tea potting

A favourite of the royals, a gentleman fills a teapot with luke warm water and kneels down so that his balls are submurged in the water but his cock is above the teapot. A lady friend is then requested to straddle him, positioning her bottom over the tea spout. As she rides him, carefully- air pressures may fluctuate in the tea spout and in her ass, thus causing a jacuzzi effect for the man
"I took my girlfriend for a curry last night. Tea potting all night long. So mate- dont ever use this teapot... "
Tea potting by Marie Costello August 26, 2007
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tea-potting

The act of sitting on top of random objects in a tea pot postion. Similar to planking or owling.
This is very similar to planking or owling but the person sits on top of random objects with a hand on their hip for the handle and the other arm up so it looks like a spout so when somone takes a picture it should look like the person is in the shape of a tea-pot and that is how someone would go tea-potting.
tea-potting by gr8s1s August 21, 2011

Teapoting 

The sound you make when your screeching has reached a new high, usually happen when you're simping over someone/something.
I shouldn't have used my earphones. I think my eardrums just bursted out after your teapoting.
Teapoting by NotAnotherRhea November 4, 2020

Teapotting 

where a man places his genitals into a teapot filled with warm water(and bubble if you want) - then have your partner blow down the spout of the teapot giving your bits and pieces a nice jacuzzi.
i am looking forward to a spot of teapotting with my partner later
Teapotting by Akbarr May 20, 2009

Teapotting 

The art of using a teapot instead of a bong to smoke weed.
"Wanna do teapotting?"
Would you like to get high?

"Shall we teapot?"
Would you like to get high?

"More tea vicar?" (hold up teapot)
Would you like to get high?
Teapotting by Trashrock July 24, 2012

teapotting 

Teapotting is when a man is masturbating and sticks his thumb up his own ass to massage his prostate gland in order to intensify the experience. "I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout"
Mark walked in only to find Phil teapotting himself while watching Fair City.
Phil's orgasms are amazing when he teapots himself.
teapotting by Colin J. S. October 28, 2007
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