Tea Belly 

Tea Belly is an ailment that occurs when one has consumed too much tea. The sufferer feels as though a small, but not insignificant lake has formed in his or her gut. When the condition is at its height, it's not uncommon for the sound of swilling liquid to be heard as the victim walks around or engages in any physical activities.

Kat: Wanna another tea pal?
Tamsin: Aye, why not? Sure another couldn't hurt.

...Tea Belly strikes.

Tea Belly by Tea_Belly September 13, 2012

Tea Belly 

When you have too many delicious and savory Twisted Teas and your belly starts to hurt. At its worst, Stage 4 Tea Belly is known to force grown men into a fetal position for up to 4 hours.

Jake: That lil grom Isaac has been huddled in the corner wimpering for hours. How pathetic!

Skeeter: Well, he did have like 13 Twisted Teas this afternoon.
Jake: Sounds like a classic case of Tea Belly. Maybe even Stage 4.
Skeeter: Probably. Still pathetic though!

Tea Belly by Dr. Grommer, MD October 7, 2023

Tea-n-Crumpets with bells on 

Party consisting of a cheater, cheatee, and SO during BUTTB sharing idle chit chat in attempts to keep the SO of the cheater from realizing the debt of the relationship between the other two where the cheatee wears bells on her nipples to keep the atmosphere lively.

Kevin had Tea-n-Crumpets with bells on yesterday as the whole room watched to make sure they wouldn't miss any excitement between the broods. The entire event was a let down.

Tea-n-Crumpets with bells on by Shyantha February 5, 2007