tatzie 

weird; doesn't make any sense

The lyrics to Lady Gaga's song are rather tatzie.

tatzie by Kate and Jack July 3, 2011

Dropped Yer Tattie 

When a females tampon is sticking out her vagina and is noticeable through her clothes.
If there is blood visible through the clothes then we would say "Yer Tattie is covered in sauce"

(man) - "Hey you!"
(woman) - "What?"
(man) - "YE DROPPED YER TATTIE!"

Dropped Yer Tattie by Hi Calum :-) December 6, 2009

Tattie Mongerin Leprechaun

Something you probably shouldn't call an Irish person, especially if you're Scottish.

William: "Aye fok off ya tattie mongerin Leprechaun"
Alby: "Whot de fok ded you just call me?"

Tattie Mongerin Leprechaun by The Insult Man April 13, 2021

Arse stained tattie 

A way to call someone a potato dipped in shit. A general insult.

Sum Buddy: "Can I borrow 5 bucks?"
Appe Erson: "Fok off ya arse stained tattie"

Arse stained tattie by The Insult Man April 16, 2021

Tatties and Bear 

The different, but funnier way of saying "titties and beer." You would usually say this when someone asks you what you would like to do before going to a party and having a great f'in time.

Yo Nick, wat do you wanna do tonight?" Nick's response: "Tatties and Bear!

Tatties and Bear by Captain Morgan Freeman June 29, 2010

big tatties

Large breasts; the kind you stare at or try to grab when you're intoxicated

Ah Bah.... BIG tatties!

big tatties by Bill Sanborn September 16, 2008

tatties 

1. Breasts (titties)
2. Potatoes, usually mashed'

1. 'That young lady had herself an exceptional set of tatties'
2. 'Yes, I'll have the steak with tatties on the side'

tatties by whiskymack February 21, 2004