16 definitions by The Insult Man

Tooth Tarnishing Twat

Someone who's breath smells so bad, not only does it disconcertingly resemble the oddly specific stench of a sweaty vagina, it also gives other people cavities.

*scrunches face in disgust* "Jesus Christ Bill, brush your teeth, you tooth tarnishing twat"

by The Insult Man February 5, 2021

Arse stained tattie

A way to call someone a potato dipped in shit. A general insult.

Sum Buddy: "Can I borrow 5 bucks?"
Appe Erson: "Fok off ya arse stained tattie"

by The Insult Man April 16, 2021

Constipaculation

The act of failing to climax during masturbation due to the fact that you are also trying to shit. Does not happen to all people, as for some, shitting makes it easier for cum to be released.

"I was experiencing some major constipaculation last night"
"What? Why were you even doing that in the first place?"
"I was bored"

by The Insult Man October 17, 2021

Jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

The Scottish equivalent of fuckmonkey.

Aye fok off ya wee jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

by The Insult Man November 21, 2022

The Mere Postulation

A posh way to dismiss an idea one finds stupid or worthless.

Jim: Yo Bill can I borrow 5 bucks?
Bill: HA! The mere postulation!

by The Insult Man May 29, 2021

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

by The Insult Man May 19, 2021

Nondissimilar

The opposite of the opposite of similar. Means almost the same thing as "not different" and means the same thing as "not dissimilar" and "similar". A pointless double negative that is only used either as part of a joke or by people who think saying vaguely fancy sounding words makes them seem smarter.

"Such decadence is displicitive of mannerisms nondissimilar to that of the peccary..."
"What?"

by The Insult Man July 13, 2022