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Targaryen Privilege 

Targaryen Privilege

The outrageous assumption that your people own and have discovered everything.

Women were considered as baby making machines; even though they were Targaryens. A saying in classical Targaryen is:

Striḥ asmākaṃ raktaṃ asmākaṃ balaṃ yoniṃ ca sarvaṃ kintu Purṣaḥ sarvaṃ soubhāgyaṃ dharayanti

Which means:

“Women have our strength, blood, fierceness and 100% of the yoni; but men hold all of the privilege.”

They incestuously intermarried to keep their bloodline pure and developed genetic diseases which they kept as a secret among themselves.

They said of themselves:

“Every time a Targaryen is born the Gods toss a coin and the world holds its breath.”

Their dragons and well trained police force, The Gold Cloaks, kept law and order. Gold Cloaks were famous for extra judicial killings, and summary judgements and executions of accused criminals on the street level. This became known as the “street justice of the Thick Gold Wall.

Whoever the Targaryens conquered, they claimed their achievements and enslaved the people.

When there was no one else to dominate they began to fight among themselves destroying both dragons the Targaryen bloodline. Without their dragons, they were less than the people they had conquered. Without their dominant presence the world divided itself into seven kingdoms.

Wars were fought to redefine privilege. But, Targaryen Privilege died with the last dragon and the last Targaryen.
Question: Man, why was Lovecraft Country cancelled after a successful first season; but, Game of Thrones got an entire prequel series after a disastrous season eight?

Answer: Targaryen Privilege, man; frikin’ Targaryen Privilege!!!!!!
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tartarsauce cup 

A belly button waiting to be filled with cum
"Thank you for letting me make a deposit in your tartarsauce cup."
tartarsauce cup by magoo362 December 11, 2013
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colgate toothpaste with tartar control

A toothpaste, which makes you feel like a piece of shit after using it.
I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!

~Tourette's Guy
The alternative pronunciation of the big-box store Target.

Calling "Target" by the moniker "Tarjay" aims to make the shopping experience seem more upscale than it really is.

If you are always shopping at the big-box store, you may be stigmatized by your friends who shop at Whole Foods or at a mom and pop store.

To prevent this, all you need to do is make the name of the big-box store sound more sophisticated and upscale.

It adds a seemingly French sound to the name, and that sounds impressive, or even extraordinary
Ann: Did you buy that button down shirt from the local store in town?
Bruno: No, I bought it from tarjay...oh-la-la
Ann: Oh, you mean Target?
Bruno: Yeah, but calling it Tarjay sounds fancier, and conceals the fact that i am cheap.
tarjay by g-diggity April 21, 2008
comical pronunciation for Target, "the fine french import store"
tarjay strives to be as inexpensive as walmart is cheap
tarjay by ranktude November 29, 2012
A man born in France with many abnormalities he could eat a eel with bones and everything could eat 1/4 of a cow carcus in a day only weighed about 100 pounds and even ate people and on one occasion ate a baby I'm not joking this guy was fucked up. And when the doctors did the otopsie on his body they could see all the way down into the stomach cavity oh and he also mutalated small animals but that's not quite as bad as the other stuff.
Dude where's my child

Tarrare must have ate him
tarrare by Kris b chiken July 11, 2018

Scranton Tartar Sauce

A sexual act that occurs when a man ejaculates into a dusty box fan and creates a chunky white substance that covers his partner
A mischievous smile crossed his face as he saw it there in the corner. The box fan in his room hadn't been cleaned for months. Long dusty tendrils hung from its blades like jungle vines. By the end of the night his date would be covered in Scranton tartar sauce.