5 definitions by ranktude

cooge

old, well worn pussy

A cougar's pussy is as undesirable as cooge

by ranktude November 28, 2012

tarjay

comical pronunciation for Target, "the fine french import store"

tarjay strives to be as inexpensive as walmart is cheap

by ranktude November 28, 2012

condiment thief

the reason why McDonald's hides ketchup and mustard behind the counter

Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments

by ranktude November 28, 2012

Tragicity

dirty city whose budget is wasted by thievery

it's a Tragicity that city has skanks on every corner and trash in the street

by ranktude November 27, 2012

Scurviture

something is very wrong seek medical attention

vast scurviture is a birth defect

by ranktude November 28, 2012