6 definitions by DickFingerDave
A sexual act that occurs when a man ejaculates into a dusty box fan and creates a chunky white substance that covers his partner
A mischievous smile crossed his face as he saw it there in the corner. The box fan in his room hadn't been cleaned for months. Long dusty tendrils hung from its blades like jungle vines. By the end of the night his date would be covered in Scranton tartar sauce.
by DickFingerDave June 1, 2017
When one moons another person while clenching an orange, clementine, or tangerine between their ass cheeks.
When he turned the corner he was surprised by a gentleman who was blue mooning some Finnish tourists. Nothing but ass cheeks and two rather large navel oranges.
by DickFingerDave March 25, 2018
When a woman’s stomach is so large that it hangs down over her lady parts making her beaver inaccessible. beaver
I tried to fuck Fat Lisa last night, but couldn’t get past her beaver dam so I settled for a sad hand job.
by DickFingerDave July 16, 2018
It was the craziest thing. The whole goddamn kindgergarten class started whabbing at the end of the Christmas program. Every little Tyler, Ethan, and Stephanie was whabbing to Jingle Bell Rock!
by DickFingerDave August 5, 2018
When a group of highly agitated Midwestern concert goers continually bump into each other all while saying, “Ope sorry.”
Things got pretty out of hand at the Moose Lodge on Friday night when the band started playing a polka version of “Whiskey in the jar.” I almost lost my manners in that Midwest mosh pit.
by DickFingerDave September 3, 2020
by DickFingerDave June 18, 2018