The conquerers of and longest ruling royal family in the history of Westeros, the continent where George R.R. Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire" book series and HBO's "Game of Thrones" take place. All around BAMF's that keep dragons as pets and can walk through fire. Fluent in High Valyrian and catchphrases that could burn entire cities to the ground. Also very good at burning actual cities to the ground. Their downfall was incest-induced bat-shit craziness that resulted in feeding each other to dragons, burning down the family vacation home, burning themselves alive, getting stabbed by Lannisters, and drowning in molten gold. Down but not out, Fire and Blood will rain down upon Westeros once again... as soon as their last surviving member figures out which way west is.
“Like their dragons, the Targaryens answered to neither gods nor men.”
- Catelyn Tully
“Every child knows that the Targaryens have always danced too close to madness.”
- Ser Barristan Selmy
- Catelyn Tully
“Every child knows that the Targaryens have always danced too close to madness.”
- Ser Barristan Selmy
by Starshine3987 April 15, 2014
When you spend the most of your adult life being amiable, pleasant , and a champion of human rights, and then in a split-second moment of weakness, you transform into a fire-breathing dragon and obliterate anyone standing in your path.
Did you hear about Alex? He went full Targaryen on his entire family last weekend during their family reunion! I always thought he was a nice boy.
by HaSeeMeRollin' May 18, 2019
Targaryen Privilege
The outrageous assumption that your people own and have discovered everything.
Women were considered as baby making machines; even though they were Targaryens. A saying in classical Targaryen is:
Striḥ asmākaṃ raktaṃ asmākaṃ balaṃ yoniṃ ca sarvaṃ kintu Purṣaḥ sarvaṃ soubhāgyaṃ dharayanti
Which means:
“Women have our strength, blood, fierceness and 100% of the yoni; but men hold all of the privilege.”
They incestuously intermarried to keep their bloodline pure and developed genetic diseases which they kept as a secret among themselves.
They said of themselves:
“Every time a Targaryen is born the Gods toss a coin and the world holds its breath.”
Their dragons and well trained police force, The Gold Cloaks, kept law and order. Gold Cloaks were famous for extra judicial killings, and summary judgements and executions of accused criminals on the street level. This became known as the “street justice of the Thick Gold Wall.
Whoever the Targaryens conquered, they claimed their achievements and enslaved the people.
When there was no one else to dominate they began to fight among themselves destroying both dragons the Targaryen bloodline. Without their dragons, they were less than the people they had conquered. Without their dominant presence the world divided itself into seven kingdoms.
Wars were fought to redefine privilege. But, Targaryen Privilege died with the last dragon and the last Targaryen.
The outrageous assumption that your people own and have discovered everything.
Women were considered as baby making machines; even though they were Targaryens. A saying in classical Targaryen is:
Striḥ asmākaṃ raktaṃ asmākaṃ balaṃ yoniṃ ca sarvaṃ kintu Purṣaḥ sarvaṃ soubhāgyaṃ dharayanti
Which means:
“Women have our strength, blood, fierceness and 100% of the yoni; but men hold all of the privilege.”
They incestuously intermarried to keep their bloodline pure and developed genetic diseases which they kept as a secret among themselves.
They said of themselves:
“Every time a Targaryen is born the Gods toss a coin and the world holds its breath.”
Their dragons and well trained police force, The Gold Cloaks, kept law and order. Gold Cloaks were famous for extra judicial killings, and summary judgements and executions of accused criminals on the street level. This became known as the “street justice of the Thick Gold Wall.
Whoever the Targaryens conquered, they claimed their achievements and enslaved the people.
When there was no one else to dominate they began to fight among themselves destroying both dragons the Targaryen bloodline. Without their dragons, they were less than the people they had conquered. Without their dominant presence the world divided itself into seven kingdoms.
Wars were fought to redefine privilege. But, Targaryen Privilege died with the last dragon and the last Targaryen.
Question: Man, why was Lovecraft Country cancelled after a successful first season; but, Game of Thrones got an entire prequel series after a disastrous season eight?
Answer: Targaryen Privilege, man; frikin’ Targaryen Privilege!!!!!!
Answer: Targaryen Privilege, man; frikin’ Targaryen Privilege!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 10, 2022
Daenerys Targaryen is fabulous,amazing and rules like a boss,she deserves to be the Queen of Westeros.
by rowena alayne November 2, 2013
Daenerys stormborn of the house Targaryen, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals(, the Rhoynar) and the First Men, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Mhysa, Breaker of Chains, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons, sassy queen but also a sweet pie, she could hug you when you’re sad as well as burn you alive with no mercy. Please Dany be my girlfriend I love you.
by user111222333 November 23, 2021
Silver haired, purple eyed crazy incest babies. Not all of Targs are cray cray, but somehow they always find a way to do some questionable shit. Despite all of this, people love them. I blame the dragons, and a prophecy one of them tried to fulfill that resorted in the downfall of this incesteous dynasty prior to Game of Thrones.
To keep the bloodlines pure, Harry, of House Targaryen, is going to marry his sister, Sally.
Hopefully, when they have babies, the gods will flip the coin on greatness.
Hopefully, when they have babies, the gods will flip the coin on greatness.
by Tum tum September 4, 2014
Hottest Targaryen in the history of the Seven Kingdoms.
Wears hoods. Commits war crimes.
Loves his niece a little too much.
Rogue is an understatement.
Wears hoods. Commits war crimes.
Loves his niece a little too much.
Rogue is an understatement.
"Over the centuries, House Targaryen has produced both great men and monsters. Prince Daemon Targaryen was both. In his day there was not a man so admired, so beloved, and so reviled in all Westeros. He was made of light and darkness in equal parts. To some he was a hero, to others the blackest of villains." - Archmaester Gyldayn
by divdeppster November 9, 2022