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tartmobile 

A vehicle that sells tarts to passersby on the street, often encouraging the purchase of a second tart, there for making the patron retarted.
Guy 1: Hey! Look! It's the tartmobile!
Guy 2: Great! I can't wait to be retarted!
tartmobile by The Bushmaster June 7, 2016
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tardmobile 

Derogatory term for a retarded person's wheelchair.
Look at that tardy, rocking out in his tardmobile.
tardmobile by Jerkworthy November 7, 2003

tardmobile 

1. A car with a Baby On Board sticker, a Disabled sticker, a learner plate, and a license plate reading 'DROOLER'

2. A wheel-chair.
Tardman! To the tardmobile!
tardmobile by B-Drac November 19, 2003

Tartmobile

Fiat 500
“Look at that tart driving a Fiat 500
“You mean a Tartmobile?”
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026