Someone who believes anything from the Tabloids, even believing the stupidest of rumors without any proof. People like this usually have a low IQ, and can't think for themselves.

Just because you read it in a magazine
Or see it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual
- Michael Jackson, Tabloid Junkie

Tabloid Junkie by R.P.O'ed December 17, 2008

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Tabloid Baby

1. A television producer who got his or her start on one of the tabloid television shows.

2. A baby squirted out by a celebutard like a Kardashian.

3. The book about tabloid television.

"That tabloid baby is so ugly she must've come from Khloe and Lamar."

Tabloid Baby by Tabloid Baby January 14, 2012

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tabloid tv

tabloid tv is worthless, senseless and un-interesteing tv aired by commercial tv networks, hell bent on dumbing down the population with their mindless programmes about things such as which celebrity is sleeping with who and magical cures for hair re-growth.

tabloid tv is utter trash and is enjoyed by people who think paris hilton is a fine role model and and those who enjoy watching 'news' reports about panda bears having babies.

"anything on the tube tonight man?"

"nah, just a whole bunch of shitty tabloid tv. i tell you what, if i see one more show about cosmetic surgery i'll spew."

tabloid tv by The Real IzzleMann February 19, 2009

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tabloid

A magazine full of gossip and made up stories, usually written by bums who can't get a job at a normal magazine industry.

The tabloid's said that martians were coming! Run!

tabloid by Sam Kessenich May 18, 2006

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