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A large dispenser that holds about 180 ounces of beer. It's kind of like a mini keg for your table at the bar.
Hey there are a ton of us here tonight and we got a table, let's just get a table tap.
table tap by bostonmark May 3, 2007
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table tapper 

Someone who uses a table as a drumkit.
"jake, stop table tapping, you table tapper"
table tapper by ,Alice--x January 6, 2008
To put something back together using a combination of tape and staples.

Note: This is a tempoaray fix and will most likely act as a last resort when all else has failed.
"My textbook was falling apart, but I tapled it in an effort to keep it in one piece until the end of the year."
Taple by BFerrari April 1, 2009
America word meaning default; in a default way; indifferent
Before the circus clown stared down another line of cream pies, he wished he had chosen a more taple career.

Bob was hoping his bad day would improve to at least taple
taple by Unililly July 30, 2008
It's when you have to tape and staple so take the staple and tape cause you'll need them!
Your going to have to taple the rules and regulations of the office in diffrent location in the office.

Taple by RustyPixie8808 May 20, 2008
Hindi word for boobies!! (.)(.)
kya solid taple hain baapu
Taple by kingOfDicks May 28, 2004
A slang form of table used by rednecks or dumb people.
I left my bindor on the taple in the keetchen at home !
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