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A weird but legitimate place to have sex.
by placemantect August 07, 2012
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Table is another word for disabled. This definition comes from the Howard Stern show when Crackhead Bob is talking about leaving the state. He says "I'm disabled" and Howard thinks he said, "I'm a table".
"Don't smoke crack, I did, and I'm a table."
by laura24ld January 07, 2008
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use similar to that of the slang word cool describing something admirable,
originating from Irish Radio station Spin 1038
thats very table, thats a table idea
by Johnny Anderson August 23, 2007
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Were you at that gig last night
Yeah it was totally table.
Table man
by seamusm August 23, 2007
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not a noun but an adjective

used to describe something that is particularly cool and brilliant
"Hey your new mobile phone is so table, dude!"

"SPIN 1038'S Breakfast Xpress with Joe and Keith is the most table radio show in Dublin Ireland, man!"
by Aideen SPIN 1038 August 24, 2007
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An idiotic person who is often unaware of their own good qualities and insists on complaining about their faults. This results in them becoming extremely annoying.
You're such a table.
by TheSarcasticCatfish February 06, 2017
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