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A shallow, jobless, culturally bereft town in the middle of Oregon that likes to think of itself as otherwise. Most of its citizens are obsessed with the personal images associated with "organic," "active," "outdoors," and especially "local", which is ironic because most of them aren't from around here. In truth, most Bendites are a bunch of delusional, isolationist yuppies who have no concept of themselves or of the real world around them thanks to the veneer of bullshit with which they surround themselves.
If I have to listen to one more person from Bend drone on about their forced "active" lifestyle, I'm going to shove their mountainbike, skis, snowboard, or running shoes directly up their pretentious, local ass.
by A REAL Oregonian June 07, 2010
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To get drunk, usually results in said person becoming bent. Possibly short for "bend elbows".
Man, I was doing some serious bending in that game of Drink!.
by Nick D February 02, 2004
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used when driving; an instruction to make a turn in either the left or right direction.
Hey I think I saw him back there, bend this block and we can check it out.
by Matthew Whitaker May 14, 2005
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The awesomest town in Oregon. Great skiing spot and close to the lakes.
by jsrocks October 16, 2008
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Bend, Oregon is the greatest place on Earth. Bend is a very active town, and a great place to raise children. We have farmer's markets in Drake Park, lakes to swim in, and more. Bend is the place to be! :)
Bend is the bomb!
by BendLover August 23, 2011
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to kick something, or toss an object.
Steve: Dude, what's this ball doing over here?

Kayman: I don't know it's probably from one of the kids next door, bend it back and lets get going.

Steve: OK.
by Kayeman Lanes March 12, 2006
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A gurl who gets around a lot, sometimes even a man but in rarer cases. Basically, a synonym for slag.
'She is SUCH a bend.'
by lil b April 16, 2005
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