A game involving taking and drinking other peoples drinks that have been left on the table or the bar. Usually when they are looking away or gone to the toilet.
"Jeff and I had no money in the club the other night so we just played a game of tables"
by andrewmalone September 25, 2011
a set of data arranged in rows and columns

a piece of furniture having a smooth flat top that is usually supported by one or more vertical legs; "it was a sturdy table"

a piece of furniture with tableware for a meal laid out on it; "I reserved a table at my favorite restaurant"

mesa: flat tableland with steep edges; "the tribe was relatively safe on the mesa but they had to descend into the valley for water"

postpone: hold back to a later time; "let's postpone the exam"

a company of people assembled at a table for a meal or game; "he entertained the whole table with his witty remarks"

arrange or enter in tabular form
put the shit on my table
by michael jackson...yeah its me August 25, 2010
Any (and I do man ANY) flat horizontal surface upon which one can arrange powder cocaine or methamphetamine in lines for the purpose of snorting through a straw. Drug users are a curious lot. The same doper chick who carries hand sanitizer around in her purse will do a line off the toilet in a public restroom in a pinch.
Loserdoperchick: "Hey, I scored some powder, you got a table in here?"
Dude: "There's a CD case under your seat, but I thought I told you I didn't want that shit in my car. I've got a job and a reputation, you know? How do you afford it anyway since you're an unemployed junkie?"
Loserdoperchick: "I blew some guy in the bathroom of the last club we were in."
Dude: "Remind me why I put up with you again."
Loserdoperchick: "Because when I'm fucked up, I take it in the ass like a pornstar."
Dude: "Right."
by NotGuilty August 07, 2005
A weird but legitimate place to have sex.
I fucked your mom on a table last night.
by placemantect August 07, 2012
Someone who you would conceivable hook up with, but you'd rather not.

A semi-nonsexual entity
I kissed dennis
Hes kind of a table, but hey,
by five brothers and counting May 26, 2009
The act of pushing someone from the front so that they trip over something behind them. Works great when someone gets down on their hand and knees behind another person and a third person pushes the other standing person from the front. table/bag combo
"Go kneel behind Beeps so I can table him."

"A great way to piss him off would be to table him."
by Fatts58 October 23, 2006
Table is another word for disabled. This definition comes from the Howard Stern show when Crackhead Bob is talking about leaving the state. He says "I'm disabled" and Howard thinks he said, "I'm a table".
"Don't smoke crack, I did, and I'm a table."
by laura24ld January 07, 2008

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