tabled

Meaning to be extremely drunk, so drunk that you cannot get up from the table

Haha you should have seen him, he was completely tabled

by irishhellgirl June 5, 2006

Table

the equivalent of fuck used mostly towards men. Also used to be as offensive as cunt is to women when used at men.

ex:1
Dude that guys such a table

ex:2
what the table

by adoe26 February 19, 2010

Tabled

Passed out drunk

"Where was holly at that party i didnt see her at all"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"

by Laitch123405 February 1, 2017

Table

An elevated floor

My book is on that table

by Zimbaycoleo August 11, 2020

Tabled

Passed out drunk

"Where was holly at that party i didnt see her at all"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"

by Laitch123405 February 1, 2017

tables

noun:slang term for turntables

man chris was rockin' those tables last night at the party!

by Chris February 23, 2004

Tableing

The Act of the dominant figure in a relationship getting so horny in waiting for sex with their partner that they "snap" and force sexual activity upon their partner wherever they are. The term Tableing is derived from this scenario happening in a restaurant.

Linda: This Meal is so lovely
Bob: *SNAPS* LINDA!!! TABLE!!! NOW!!!!

*The "Tableing" Begins*

by The Clarkster 27 May 4, 2009