When a person with syphilis decides to urinate on an object that will make contact with a person or directly on a person in hopes of transferring their disease. Little do they know that they cannot spread their beautiful burn in that manner. However, this knowledge does little to make the victim any more comfortable with the situation.
Alfred goes to Chuck E. Cheese's every Thursday and syphilpees all over the place. Ball Pit, slides, pizza, Lil' Ralphie, nothing is safe from his urinary wrath.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.