sworded

To have a long, sharp object penetrate you to deadly effect. Especially by a pixellated knight on a certain one-armed dragon.

Also see arrowed

by KHD September 25, 2003

Verb - to be impaled by a sword.
Originally coined by StrongBad, character featured on homestarrunner.com, in the game "Trogdor the Burninator"

by Misfit September 13, 2003

"Man, if i don't have those sales figures in by tomorrow, I'm sworded."

by Sparkina1967 October 14, 2005

by Lizard King March 17, 2003

Of a lady or a gay guy, having had sex

"I got sworded last night!"

by Sparki October 5, 2003

To be impaled by a knight deep into the skin.

Oh, this is the worst game I've ever played!

by B-Drac August 2, 2003

To be impaled, alright! But not necessarily by a knight. Any ol' buck with a huge dong can sword any willing (or unwilling) hole.

That man o' mine sworded me right in the pooper when I least expected it!

by srd August 30, 2003