KHD's definitions

Paradise Lost

An epic poem written in the 1660s by John Milton and spanning 12 books, Paradise Lost is widely considered the greatest English language epic. Although it is about the fall of Man from the Garden of Eden, one must wonder about Milton - despite his world view of "God gave you free will but unless you toe the line you'll get pounded," he still makes the character of Satan a dangerously alluring epic anti-hero.

"Although Tom was put off by the seemingly incomprehensible Latinate sentence structure of Paradise Lost, he could sniff out masterful poetry like a literary bloodhound.

by KHD April 21, 2004

Kabazzah

Noun. A sexual technique of Eastern origin which translates as "holder" and refers to the female using vaginal muscle contractions to "milk" the penis. It requires much, much practice.

"Bloody hell, Hermeira can do the kabazzah... She REALLY made my stick sting!"

by KHD February 19, 2005

manascrewed

Being extremely strapped for mana, that is, not drawing enough lands/other mana sources to cast the majority or entirety of the spells in your hand.

Normally, if you are manascrewed, you will be trashed.

Opposite - manaflood

"ARGH! That's the 14th draw in a row I've not scored land! Manascrew!"

by KHD August 27, 2003

Sambre

Utterly kick-arse French cartoon strip, chronicling the life of Bernard Sambre, and his tempestuous affair with his half sister (Julie Saintange, who has red eyes).

Features: Graphic sex scenes, eye stabbing, bloody murder with a hairpin, incest, more incest, cruelty to animals, drunken one night stands, bodies hidden in the wallspace, bayonnetting, coughing up blood... Great Fun!

"Well... It is pretty fucked up is Sambre."

by KHD August 2, 2003

fagtard

A hybrid between a "faggot" and a "retard". Would mean that the person referred to was a homosexual simpleton, however, it is used so widely that it means absolutely sod all.

"Shut up, fagtard!"

by KHD August 27, 2003

les fuckoffs

A British day tripper to Calais.

"Eeeeh! C'est un groupe des fuckoffs!"

by KHD August 4, 2003

Imperfect Subjunctive

The most miseworthy verb form in any language!!!!

Rarely used, and sometimes looks odd, but distinctive enough to be classy!

English - "Although I were hungry, I would not have eaten the badger."
French - "Quoique j'eusse faim, je n'aurais pas mangé le blaireau."
Italian - "Benché avessi fame, non andrai mangiato il tasso."
Latin - "Quamquam faminam haberem, non meles consumpsissem."

by KHD May 16, 2004