KHD's definitions

Cottaging

Discreet acts of buggery performed in a toilet cubicle. Often anonymous.

"Ross and Howard were cottaging in the downstairs bogs the other day. I wasn't shocked to find them at it though; I suspected them all along."

by KHD August 30, 2003

goth

1. A member of a nomadic tribe which inhabited Europe at the time of the fall of the Roman Empire.

2. US vernacular for a faux-punky individual who takes pride in their image ad nauseam and thinks everyone else should have a similar image. Often they have large numbers of friends who look and think just the same and piss on those who are not in their group. They get their clothes from places which sell rubbish at huge prices. Therefore I firmly believe they can be dispensed with, for their image-over-substance led lifestyle is inimical to society.

See also prep.

1. "Ahhhh! The Goths are coming!!! Hide!"

2. "Pfft... Shurrup Bradley yer fuckin' gothic!!"

by KHD August 16, 2003

Fucklog

A diary containing the dates, times, and locations of all your amorous encounters.

"Hey! Get out my fucklog!" said Sylvia to Jeanette, as the latter was reading about Sylvia's cocksucking exploits behind the Dog & Trumpet.

by KHD September 1, 2004

Wofem

Male-free spelling of "woman". Apparently designed by Bina Goldfield in an attempt to remind men that they make up slightly less than 50% of the human race, yet was discredited by Goldfield's use of "femstruate", "afemdfemt", and "femsion". Now unly used by really nutty feminists.

"I decline to ovarify," the wofem declared, "on the protection afforded to me by the Fifth Afemdfemt."

by KHD October 3, 2003

McSplurry

The type of diarrhoea one gets after having eaten piles of fast food.

"Argh! A McSplurry attack!"

by KHD August 9, 2003

Magic: The Gathering

The greatest trading card game ever. It must have been doing something right if it's lasted 11 years and is still in a growth phase.

Oh, and contrary to populare belief, you don't have to spend oodles of money just to win... That's why it's a TRADING card game, and why it's especially amusing to bolt together decks like U/G Madness or KCI and wipe the floor with all those moneycard-toting individuals.

The only major failing with MTG is that it's not potent enough an aphrodisiac. Yet.

by KHD July 22, 2004

azerty

The first 6 letters on a French keyboard. In anglophone countries, acquisition of an Azerty is quite tough. They are used in order to accommodate the copious accents that the French use.

by KHD June 7, 2003