KHD's definitions

Magic: The Gathering

The greatest trading card game ever. It must have been doing something right if it's lasted 11 years and is still in a growth phase.

Oh, and contrary to populare belief, you don't have to spend oodles of money just to win... That's why it's a TRADING card game, and why it's especially amusing to bolt together decks like U/G Madness or KCI and wipe the floor with all those moneycard-toting individuals.

The only major failing with MTG is that it's not potent enough an aphrodisiac. Yet.

by KHD July 22, 2004

azerty

The first 6 letters on a French keyboard. In anglophone countries, acquisition of an Azerty is quite tough. They are used in order to accommodate the copious accents that the French use.

by KHD June 7, 2003

F'karrff

Monosyllabic way of telling somebody to fuck off. Compulsory if you are named Craig Jenners and putting on a bad Irish accent.

"Ahh, f'karrff!"

by KHD October 17, 2003

buff

1. A sort of nondescript brownish grey colour.

2. Chav speak for "good looking."

1. "It's in the buff folder."

2. "Dat Liam is bare buff innit!"

by KHD May 16, 2004

omg

Possibly the most irritating piece of chatroom vernacular in existence. Often used by teenage girls in chatroom who, for some reason, punctuate their sentences with "Like", "Totally", "soooooooo" and "Lolz."

Correct Response - "Speak proper, or STFU, N00B!"

"OMG WTF! u nevaz did dat, like, dats like, fkin gay! if i did dat id be like, wowz!!!!" - Actual AOL chat quote.

by KHD August 27, 2003

McSplurry

The type of diarrhoea one gets after having eaten piles of fast food.

"Argh! A McSplurry attack!"

by KHD August 9, 2003

mistressbate

Female masturbation. A fringe psycho-feminist term because it eliminates the male-dominant "master" bating.

"Olivia, although she was happily married, often engaged in mistressbation while her husband was away on long business trips."

by KHD January 27, 2004