KHD's definitions

Lemar

"Urban" singer who, for some reason, stresses his vowels way too much.

"The sound of the burrrds and the biiiis, bringin' yuu tuuu your kniiis, is all I wanna duuuuu..." - A Lemar song.

by KHD April 20, 2004

Paris Hilton

Noun. Any anorexic rich bitch who's net contribution to human society is in the negative. An attention whore (or maybe just a whore.) Someone who let pseudo-fame go to her head and then entrench that head firmly into her rectum.

Jaime thinks Paris Hilton is worthy of idol status and that those who hate on her are just jealous. Jaime is also a self-confessed Sloane Ranger. Go figure.

by KHD February 1, 2005

bog troll

The thick set bloke who stands in the gents in London clubs and passes you paper towels and squirts you soap, then stands looking disapproving until you give him a handful of pound coins.

The bog-troll at Trap disapproved of my £1.20 and smacked me in the face. I shan't be going back.

by KHD December 26, 2004

Roasting

A gang bang. Where a string of men engage in one-after-the-other sex with a single woman. I personally not only pity her, but also whoever is number 11 on the team... Talk about Sloppy Seconds!!!

Apparently a buch of Premiership footballers were caught "roasting" some hooker in a pub in Croydon.

by KHD May 17, 2004

omg

Possibly the most irritating piece of chatroom vernacular in existence. Often used by teenage girls in chatroom who, for some reason, punctuate their sentences with "Like", "Totally", "soooooooo" and "Lolz."

Correct Response - "Speak proper, or STFU, N00B!"

"OMG WTF! u nevaz did dat, like, dats like, fkin gay! if i did dat id be like, wowz!!!!" - Actual AOL chat quote.

by KHD August 27, 2003

buff

1. A sort of nondescript brownish grey colour.

2. Chav speak for "good looking."

1. "It's in the buff folder."

2. "Dat Liam is bare buff innit!"

by KHD May 16, 2004

azerty

The first 6 letters on a French keyboard. In anglophone countries, acquisition of an Azerty is quite tough. They are used in order to accommodate the copious accents that the French use.

by KHD June 7, 2003