sloppy seconds

Giving her one within hours of her ending a relationship. Especially if she was the partner of one of your friends.
"So, Christian. How was it doing Mark's sloppy seconds?
by KHD August 30, 2003
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New Labour

Rebranded UK Labour Party, once a bastion of socialism, now a spin-obsessed turdpile.
Politically, Cherie Blair stands a little to the left of Tony and New Labour. As does Jean-Marie Le Pen, the BNP, Silvio Berlusconi...
by KHD October 25, 2003
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bog troll

The thick set bloke who stands in the gents in London clubs and passes you paper towels and squirts you soap, then stands looking disapproving until you give him a handful of pound coins.
The bog-troll at Trap disapproved of my £1.20 and smacked me in the face. I shan't be going back.
by KHD December 26, 2004
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blue veined custard chucker

Extremely vulgar term for one's penis.
"How she wished that she was penetrated by his blue veined custard chucker."
by KHD July 17, 2003
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rugger bugger

A large, often hairy, man who plays rugby for some local or regional club, is built like a brick house privy, and after the game retires to the pub with the rest of the team to sing rude songs and tell blue jokes.
Them:

"OH! Football is for poofters
And tennis is for queers
Cricket is for batty boys
who take it up the rears
Golfers bite their pillows
And swimmers do the same
But! We are proper men because RUGBY is our game!"

Me:

"You're a rugger bugger, intcha?"
by KHD August 27, 2003
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Rue du Poileau Con

Paris's medieval red light district. Literally translates as "Hairy Cunt Road." It has since evolved into the "Rue de Pelecan."
"J'étais en train d'y aller quand un con m'a raconté dans la Rue du Poileau Con. Alors, quand on est con, on est con!"
by KHD May 16, 2004
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misspelt

"Feck, that's misspelt."
by KHD August 28, 2003
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