swon 

The one person in your friend group that is generally the less-smart one

Jessica received a 57% on the math exam, but Sophie and Kaylie got a 97%. Jessica is such a swon

swon by SlimJesus96 May 9, 2018

Swondeling 

Swondeling is an epic extreme sport involving a swing-set and a body of water. A good swondeling session usually depends on how balls out the participants go.

Guy 1: Dude, have you ever been swondeling.

Guy 2: Hell yeah! I practically invented swondeling.

Swondeling by NeverTooShabby October 13, 2011

swongs 

Swongs: they are one thing.

Peter: Dude, wtf are swongs? People are talking about it everywhere but noone wants to explain to me what they actually are. wtf?
Josh: Swongs. They are one thing.

swongs by Fiksdal October 23, 2007

swonk 

Pronounced swonk. The term originates from the combination of a swamp and a sink. Defined as the body of water created when one plugs the sink and pisses in it. Swonk.

I clogged my toilet and had no choice but to leave a smelly swonk.

swonk by Mista Swonk March 5, 2022

Swong 

Archaic form of swung or swang.

Little Harold swong the bat with all hit might and hit a home run.

Swong by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023

Swongs 

internet slang for "swings" (in variance or expectation)

commonly referred to as "The Swongs"

Mostly used in the internet gambling community, sometimes as a quick and witty response to someone's bad luck or low-side variance (in results).

If you play enough Poker you're going to experience the swongs.

Swongs by **champ** February 17, 2009

swonderful 

A derivative of "It's wonderful". Used to describe the positive aspects of an item or situation. After usage, breakout into song is obligatory.

Variants: 'swonderful or s'wonderful

"That coffee was pretty 'swonderful."

"That was pretty much the most swonderful movie ever."

*cue music*

swonderful by Fabsqueaker July 1, 2005