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The surest way of getting nothing from something.
I pissed all my cash awy gambling on the internet.
by Sean December 08, 2003
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when your not sure if you have to fart or shit and you take the chance any way thats what gambling is all about
doug gambled and lost and shit his pants insted of letting out some harmless gas
by joe brown pimp king May 04, 2005
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Stop gambling they already have enough money.
by imanassel August 19, 2011
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1. An improvident activity in which winning gleefully proceeds losing. 2. The saddled process of chasing one's loses or blowing one's winnings. 3. Chinese finger cuffs. 4. An insatiable itch erroneously believed to be satisfied by scratching. 5. The willingness to ask Chance for Certainty.
Horse race betting, casinos, sports betting etc, are all forms of gambling. There are many more of course, all which basically get the same results.
by Prof. Osled November 23, 2009
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Gambling- it's not wrong; just a way to get ahead.
by CreeperStash April 11, 2008
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v., intransitive

A quick way to riches and power.

It's a sure thing.
Drugs make your problems go away. But, you can't always count on drugs to be there. So if you're short, just create more. Or, take drugs from your parents; drugs from your parents are free.

Or, take a chance. Try gambling!
by Phifedawg April 12, 2011
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the act of masturbating. the reference is to the hand gesture made to imply masturbation, which greatly resembles the shaking of dice.
"oh man, I'm so horny right now. I think I'll go gamble in the back room. Maybe I can find some of my brother's playboys."
by aila August 04, 2005
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