When a male has sweaty testicles and pelvis thrust forward and backward causing his sweaty testicles to make a “slapping” noise. Preferably done right out of the shower in only a towel.
Sam walked out of the shower in a towel with a crazed look in his eyes, and moved his hips back and forth rapidly creating a loud slapping noise. He was performing a powerful swingset.
by ohohface247 June 9, 2010
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A dangerous playground object where unsuspecting users can get pinched especially in the guzzy when they are not careful
Susie get down demo that swingset right now young lady! You'll pinch your guzzy!
by jac-h April 22, 2011
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A sexual position, similar to the Bonesaw, in which two women and one man is involved. The man, wearing a strap-on on his ass, stands between two tables with women lying on them, face up. With the women's legs on the man's shoulders, he proceeds to penetrate forwards, and backwards, therefore boning both women simultaneously.
Dude! I ran the swingset on those two hoes last night!!
by The Swingsetter January 24, 2008
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1. any obscure crossword puzzle clue that is considered far too cryptic for the common man
2. an effeminate person
What is this bs? Six letters meaning "former African capital?" That's a total swingset susie...
by tacostacos November 22, 2005
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When you fuck a woman in a sex swing in the dark, and you have friends hiding in the dark come jerk off on her without her knowing
"For our anniversary, he gave me a haunted swingset."
by Mcketcham April 28, 2018
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1The act of giving a girl a polish bikeride but the man must having a herpes infested penis thus giving the rusty look.

2.The act of giving the girl a polish bikeride (see polish bikeride)while she is on her period thus giving the penis a rusty look!
Duran just gave her a nasty Rusty Swingset!

Dustin just threw up after giving her a Rusty Swingset!
by wolfbait777 August 1, 2009
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This is a kinky sex position in which one partner handcuffs the other partner's feet together, hangs him/her from a ceiling fan, turns it on and proceeds to 69 them while the fan is moving.
Hey Evelin want to come over and make an Italian Swingset tonight?
by Scarriaza February 19, 2016
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