swiftsome

if something's even better than awesome it's swiftsome!

Dude 1: that was totally awesome!!
Dude 2: it was even better, it was swiftsome!!

swiftsome by WaldorfSwiftie October 30, 2011

Swightsome

Sweet + tight + awesome. The greatest compliment a person can ever give or receive. It is not used lightly. This word is held in the highest regard and is reserved for only the grandest and rarest of occasions.

Two guys in Beijing for the 2008 Summer Olympics.

Guy 1: Did you see that? Michael Phelps just won 8 Gold Medals. Now he holds the record for most gold medals ever won in a single Olympics!

Guy 2: Thats's simply swightsome.

Guy 1: Well said.

Swightsome by Mcneezle April 29, 2011

spitsome 

Noun, used for when someone is spitting hard fax

Verb, used to tell someone to continue speaking fax

You're right, spitsome.

"my goldfish died yesterday"
"SPITSOME"

spitsome by 5alo bassem March 15, 2022

Swiftjoey 

A nigga that needs to get some bitches

Have u heard swiftjoey gets 0 bitches

Swiftjoey by Swxshx January 14, 2022

Swiftsbeatles 

Usually used to describe a grown up adult (who is pushing 40 - 50 years old) obsessed with arguing with teenagers online and defending a person who will never know about its existence. A swiftsbeatles is also a chart obsessed individual without a decent musical taste and is obsessed with long gone dinosaurs like The Beatles.
Usually, associated with “jobless” and “weirdo”.

If somebody calls you that, the probably want yiu to get a job or find a hobby.

X: He really needs to get a job, arguing about sales and charts is not an actual job.
Y: Fr, he’s such a swiftsbeatles

X: ur mom
Swiftsbeatles: i’ll unfollow everyone who follows them and I mean it

Swiftsbeatles by Spamandmorespam July 18, 2022

swiftmeat

Swiftmeat: To be hit with the swiftmeat is to be stealing f****t. Adios

It is to finnese the booty like a pirate.

"You hit me with the swiftmeat" , ,,, ,,,,,, Everybody hit me wit the swiftmeat.

swiftmeat by Lockdown_303 August 1, 2017

Shitsome 

Verb. The act of having sex in a public bathroom while someone is taking a shit in the next stall.

Excuse me... Do you allow shitsomes in your restrooms?

I stopped to poop at a public restroom and found myself in the middle of a real shitsomes!

Shitsome by C.Bateman August 25, 2019