Swedophile 

Incorrect term for a lover of what's Swedish. The correct term is suecophile.

- What's a lover of Swedish stuff called? A swedophile?
- No, a suecophile.

Swedophile by EliasG March 3, 2016

Svendo 

Talks the talk but does not walk the walk. Often makes bets and then backs away at the last minute.

Suffers from small man syndrome but tries to make up for this by competing in a physical sport like boxing. Will often "air box" (throw punches into the air) to make sure people are aware that he boxes.

Also suffers from stunted growth and could be referred to as a pip squeak or poindexter.

Has a obsession with calling people names with something to do with male genitilia. eg Limp dick

Wears cute glasses.

Alex: What's with that small, cute glasses wearing guy who looks like he is suffering from stunted growth punching the air? Is he a fighter?

Tom: That is a svendo. Don't worry he doesn't actually box. He is probably going to make a bet and then shy away from it.

Svendo by kinggov December 4, 2014

Sendology 

The following of the Holy Book of Send. Followers of Sendology live their lives by two simple words: send it.

Last week, Bill's son converted the goon squad to Sendology and convinced Longarms to send it for the boys on Saturday.

Sendology by LongarmsAndTheGoonSquad June 15, 2018

Swindon Oil Change

The act of an individual acquiring hot gravy and pouring it down into their own urethra and then inserting a Kit Kat Chunky to fill the tube up.

Shortly after, when the time is right, the individual will take out the Kit Kat Chunky and the gravy will cascade everywhere.

"Ross, have you ever done The Swindon Oil Change before?"

Swindon Oil Change by Dyluxray June 7, 2020

swindon city 

best pro clubs team in the wild west. Universally celebrated every single year on a thursday at 5:61 pm. If u do not like swindon city death shall be upon thou spirit.

Super Cool kid: oh yh the other day i played against swindon city and lost what surprise. And my dad passed away

Gay nerd: yo thats kinda rad yo. Bit of a swindon ting uno. My mum fell of an airplane the other day. Lol she lost in the gulag
Super Cool Kid: becomes jesus

swindon city by big daddy j (ur moms lover) April 28, 2021

Swindon 

The only place in the world you can buy cocaine off of a 5 year old.

TV Narrator: "Hey, have you ever wanted to buy class-A drugs from a minor? Then come to SWINDON! Where mothers day is universally celebrated, and fathers day confuses everybody."

Swindon by Rhaegar_Uncle_of_Dragons July 19, 2014

Sweedo 

A Sweedish guido

Damn, i really hate sweedos. They are worse than guidos

Sweedo by anonniemoose December 13, 2009