Top Definition
Two or more gentlemen employed by a mob boss, labor union, politician, or other disreputable sod to rough people up, break their legs, or bust their chops.
Senator Kennedy sent his goon squad to visit the man who kept sending him postcards of Chappaquiddick.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
A group of guys, that are sworn to cause trouble where ever they go. They tend to rough up anyone that comes in their way, and no one questions their behavior. They're always looking for a good time, whether it's a drive-by, a jam session, harmful pranks, trolling, or Nerf gun wars, either way they're gonna get stuff done. If you ain't runnin' with them, run from 'em, because they are goons! To avoid being busted by the po-po, they may also live under pseudonyms. The most advanced GOON Squad members are usually in a more secret society called "The GOON Squad Elite". The female version is called a "GOONette Squad".
Yo! See those goons? They're part of the GOON Squad Elite!
by GOONCaptain February 13, 2013
5 Trained Correctional Officers used to restrain and remove prisoners from area to area.
These C/O's are equipped with electronic sheilds and batons and wear full riot gear
5 Goon squad came and took the prisoner to the hole
by Mrs P July 04, 2007
A group of uneducated "buff" guys, who think they're the shit and put plastic spinning hub caps on their Dodge Neons. They drive around town blaring rap music but no one has the heart to tell them their radio sounds like a dying animal. Their pants are permanently stationed around their ankles and they call themselves pimps but the truth is the only girl that ever gives them lovins is their mamas.
"look Kate, here comes the goon squad to hit on us again"
by tree tree and shrub shrub October 16, 2009
When a group of guys arrive at a party early in order to get way more drunk then all the guests at the party. It is also common for them to have their own theme for the party different then everyone else there. Females are a goonette squad
The Goon Squad is meeting at 7 to start drinking before the guests arrive at 9
by Boner Twerk August 06, 2011
A group of people dedicated to having a good time, even though they gather in the same basement every weekend and play zombies. They don't care what you think of them and tend to be the most rowdy off all groups of people. Play indoor soccer with Celtic jerseys and listen to Ayo Technology.
I wish I were a member of the Goon Squad, then I could giveit to those that want it.
by dudewhere'smycar? October 12, 2011
2 Americans, a Mexican, a Canadian and a black guy that all play video games on youtube and are all kawaii as fuck.
Whos Chaos in the Goon Squad ate my ass last night.
by whevesy February 08, 2015
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