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Swedophile 

A condition where you being excited upon the mention of Sweden or Sverige as you may prefer to call it.

Althought you may still entertain a hatred of IKEA, what with it being shit. Sufferers find the clothes, culture, language, music and food sexually attractive.

Most notably are joint yearnings for both ABBA and Swedish girls in general as they are known to be both hot and easy.
Clive: Did you hear Filby's going back to Sweden again?

Derek: All that way for a handy J?
Clive: Yup
Derek: Man that guy is such a Swedophile!
Swedophile by TheDominatingMC November 30, 2010

Swedophile 

1) A person who loves Sweden.

2) A Swede who loves underage children.
He was such a Swedophile I had to keep him away from both my Volvo and my children.
Swedophile by mark_california December 11, 2008

suecophile

Someone with a love for everything Swedish, the Swedish language and culture. The word is based on Lating "Suecia" (Sweden) and Greek "philia" ('love for', 'fondness of'). Compare with anglophile, francophile etc.
He loves Volvo, IKEA, Ingmar Bergman's movies, Moomin trolls and everything else from the Swedish cultural sphere, so he is a real suecophile.
suecophile by Christmasy January 18, 2016

Swagophile 

Borderline-retarded teenagers (and sometimes twenty-somethings) who think that having "swag" holds any meaning in the real world. Swagophiles have become very common in social media recently, especially facebook and tumblr. Swagophiles are known to post sentimental BS over a filtered instagram photo in an attempt to sound deep, when really it is just a cry for attention. Swagophiles also have the tendency to believe that having "swag" is more important than anything, including, but not limited to intelligence/good grades/education, a unique personality, an actual talent, friends, etc.
Retarded Swagophile#1: Who needs good grades when you have swag?

Retarded Swagophile#2: Who needs a condom when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#3: Who needs a personality when you got swag?

Forever Alone Swagophile: Who needs friends when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#4: Oh my god, look at this quote I posted over an instagram photo, I'm so deep!!!
Swagophile by TurkTurkleton July 17, 2012

Swedeaphile

An ardent admirer of Swedish technological and cultural acheivements and perhaps a more appropiate/inappropiate descripiton when compared to usage for other nations.Canadaphile
The Swedish provision of healthcare by local authorities has a lot to teach those that prefer national systems. I am a Swedeaphile on this subject.
(Birkbeck College, 2003)
Swedeaphile by R.Jones December 9, 2008

Spedophile 

A person with an unhealthy attraction towards people with various degrees of mental retardation.
"That spedophile wants to have a threesome with Susan and Beth. Too bad they don't have a normal number of chromosomes."
Spedophile by Susan&Beth January 22, 2006