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Swamp Monkey 

The American politicians in Washington D. C. Particularly the ones in Congress
A. Hey bill did you hear they're raising our taxes again
B. What a bunch of Swamp Monkeys
Swamp Monkey by Toad30712 April 10, 2021

Swamp Monkey 

She has some bad swamp monkey
Swamp Monkey by NightOwl_74 March 1, 2021

monkey run swamp

A douche bag ugly ass man, who runs all around letting nonsense bullshit, fall out of his mouth

SWOMP MONKEY 

A HIDEOUS FAT DOUCHE BAG WHO THINKS HES THE SHIT, BUT REALLY LOOKS LIKE A DIRTY MONKEY.
LINLEY.. DID YOU SEE THAT SWOMP MONKEY RICK AT BROCKS LAST WEEK?....
SWOMP MONKEY by BBBBBBEEEEVEE August 6, 2010

Monkey Stamp

When I asked her to sit on my face, she took me too literally and monkey stamped me instead.
Monkey Stamp by TurtleCan August 22, 2014

food stamp money 

Money acquired by selling ones or a loved ones food stamps, usually for much less than they are actually worth, usually to purchase drugs, alcohol, or weapons.
The dude came by the other day trying to sell me his girlfriends foodstamps. tryin to get that food stamp money.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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