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swamp chocolate by ithinkipoopedmyself February 12, 2007
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Irish Chocolate Stamp
The act of defecating on your partners breasts. Then proceeding to lower and dip your ball sack onto the feces, rubbing the poo around. Then you take your poo coated sack and gently stamp it on your partners forhead twice in two different directions to resemble the 4 leafs of a clover. For a finishing touch use your index finger and swipe a poo line down the bridge of her nose creating the stem of the 4 leaf clover.
Last night I took a poo on my girlfriends chest, but it was our anniversary and I had to do something special so I gave that bitch an Irish Chocolate Stamp.
Irish Chocolate Stamp by Tebow's Youth Group June 26, 2012
THE CHOCOLATE TRAMP STAMP
After pulling your dick out from doing anal sex. The fecal matter left on the tip of your dick is quickly squeegee off and than smacked on the tramp stamp leaving the chocolate tramp stamp.
Joe made an example of that bitch and gave her the chocolate tramp stamp.
Did you leave a chocolate tramp stamp on that 5 star bitch?
Did you leave a chocolate tramp stamp on that 5 star bitch?
THE CHOCOLATE TRAMP STAMP by WASTE DEEP November 21, 2018
Chocolate Star Stamp
The act of accidentally pressing your butt orifice against your partner's lower back or other random body part.
My girlfriend was sitting between my legs in the bath tub, she moved forward so that i could lie back to wet my hair. My ass then slid forward and I gave her the chocolate star stamp on her lower back. True story.
Chocolate Star Stamp by JefffersonM April 13, 2013
chocolate mushroom stamp
After fucking your chick (or dude) in the ass, you pull out your dick and slap her (or him) in the face thus giving them a shitty mushroom stamp hence the chocolate mushroom stamp.
My chick loves chocolate so I fucked her in the ass pulled out and smacked her in the forehead with my mushroom tip leaving a glorious looking chocolate mushroom stamp. I never had anal sex with her again :(
chocolate mushroom stamp by Alan C Scott April 28, 2008
the chocolate drop and swap
After removing fiber from one's diet, it is the act of expelling rigid fecal matter directly into another individual's anus. For members of the same sex, the act is only considered homosexual in nature if the rectums touch (intentionally or unintentionally). This act carries a moderate risk of inadvertently becoming a homosexual.
Randy and I performed The Chocolate Drop and Swap while hanging out last night. It was a close call, we came within about half an inch of accidentally becoming gay.
the chocolate drop and swap by Mister Wanky December 8, 2013
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.