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shartenfreude 

to get a sense of schadenfreude from seeing someone shart or farshit him/herself in public
Bart had an overwhelming sense of shartenfreude when Ms. Crabapple farshitted herself in class
shartenfreude by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

Shartenis 

Larry has a shartenis
Shartenis by Grenisthewenis July 22, 2017

smarten up 

pay attention to what you're doing

See watch your back.
While walking down the street you go to turn down a blind alley. At the corner someone notices you.

"Hey smarten up!."

You look down the alley realizing what you were about to do and proceed down the street instead.
smarten up by th3m0nk October 16, 2011

startender 

The best bartender of all, who rises above the pressure of a crowded bar when other bartenders would crack under pressure. Also the most liked bartender, and usually the highest paid bartender as well.
This guy is slinging drinks for a crowd of over 200 people and he's not even sweating. Wow what a startender!
startender by MrBojangles062 February 22, 2017

shartenfreude 

The act of shamefully rejoicing in the misfortune of someone else's shart.
Don't laugh at John pooping himself, that's just shartenfreude.
shartenfreude by Capricorn Banana January 27, 2009
In Modern Warfare 2, when one would kill themselves with any explosive device (cooked frag, semtex, claymore, flashbang, etc.) when in Last Stand Pro, so as to deny the enemy of a kill.

This move was discovered and stopped in Black Ops, but if you had already planted a claymore you could crawl in front of it and shoot it.
John was knocked into Last Stand but killed the enemy, so he pulled a Sparten so the enemy wouldn't get the points for the kill.

The enemy got lucky and hit Jacob with an RPG, but Jacob crawled in front of his claymore and pulled a Sparten to deny the enemy of the match winning kill.
Sparten by Sparten October 30, 2012