Someone with the patience to sit out on the ocean for hours waiting for the right wave to come along and pick them up. No, we don't say things like "Radical dude!", "Surfs up", and walk around with longass shorts with a billabong T-shirt on and dreadlocks. That's all stereotypical and anyone who does that is a dumbass poseur and should rethink thier lives. I've been surfing 5 hours everyday day all summer (50+ days) for the past 4 years and have never seen a real surfer who does any of those things.
Poseur: Surfs up dude, Ima grab my 20 ft board and stand up out on the water!
Surfer: #### you man, these waves are only 3 ft high but I'm gonna try and ride em anyway.
Surfer: #### you man, these waves are only 3 ft high but I'm gonna try and ride em anyway.
by Weasel August 7, 2004
A surfer is someone who can sit and wait for a good wave 2 come, and when it comes they take it.. They know which wave 2 take and what 2 do on a board.. Surfers like me, hate people who wear the surf makes when they dont surf. Theyre such wannabees and its obvious if they dont surf. Also i hate people who think that surfers have gotta be like tanned and blonde and with dreads and stuff. i mean im tanned but some surfers arent etc..
by Surfin rocks December 27, 2005
Someone who love surfing and does it cause its fun. they dont say dumb shit like gnarly or radical (but u mite hear radical if they're talking about board shapes in a technical way) they just love having fun surfing. Just because you wear billabong or quiksilver doesnt make u a surfer( even though some surfers may wear those types of clothes) and u dont have to be tan with long blonde hair ( look at some of the ASP surfers and you will see what i mean )actually real surfers might be whiter than posers because theyre in their wetsuits all day. almost no surfers get high or get drunk all the time because its really hard to surf hungover.
poser: yo wats upp brahh lets go ride some gnarly waves with my radical board
surfer: hey lets go surf
surfer: hey lets go surf
by surfintr May 6, 2009
Blowing out a snot-ball when you're sitting on your board waiting on a wave. Usually by pressing on one side of your nose and blowing mucous directly into the sea, but also by blowing snot into your hand and flinging it away from you.
by Mr70Homers June 30, 2021
1. A West Coast person (usually a Californian) that doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
2. Surfers who aren't very smart.
2. Surfers who aren't very smart.
Marco thought those oranges were apples, what a Lemon Surfer!
Dude, California is awesome, don't be such a lemon surfer!
Dude, California is awesome, don't be such a lemon surfer!
by Cheeks1128 February 3, 2010
by Gee19 June 9, 2009
A chronic maturbator.
by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004