1. A man or woman who is into hairy dicks or vaginas.
2. One who enjoys sexual encounters with an extremely hairy person or is sexually aroused at the sight of bush.
2. One who enjoys sexual encounters with an extremely hairy person or is sexually aroused at the sight of bush.
by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 25, 2009
based on the term "couch surfer", a dick surfer is a chick who provides sexual favors for a place to crash.
by clint harkwood February 4, 2012
Looking for food on countertops. Typically used to described dogs who are tall enough to search for and steal food off countertops.
by W. Donati May 26, 2008
A semi homeless person that sleeps with people for a place to stay and someone to mooch on for a few weeks until being kicked out and moving to the next person.
Halfway between a "bed jumper" and a "sofa surfer" -- a person that shops for apartments in a local bar.
Halfway between a "bed jumper" and a "sofa surfer" -- a person that shops for apartments in a local bar.
This girl was a from out of state, a bed surfer, who'd been "staying with a friend" till he kicked her out, now she was looking for someone with drugs and a place to stay. She got a little work every now and then, I'm sure some of it was in the back seat of a car.
by eakerma February 9, 2006
A person(mostly a graffiti artist or hobo) who travels the subway network most of the time lives there.
"It was that damn subway surfer again."
by That guy 87 February 5, 2019
by cheese bottle March 22, 2022
*Couchius Surferius Maximus* Couch Surfer (n) 1. An adult who is homeless and finds various couches to sleep on & homes to survive in until they are put out. 2. One who can NOT lease rental property for various reasons & goes from couch to couch because their living situation is uncertain day to day. Informal: a broke ass nigga/bitch
Christopher Cool Cutta Edwards, the original couch surfer has no job, shitty credit & is a broke ass nigga who is forced to couch surf on women's couches.
by ThatBitch11 July 30, 2012