Weasel's definitions
by Weasel August 29, 2003
Get the sarzymug. nuz comes from the ancient chinese phrase meaning "one who is cool and is in control"
english derivative "nuz" is equivalent to slang phrase of cool
english derivative "nuz" is equivalent to slang phrase of cool
by weasel February 16, 2005
Get the nuzmug. jade has a ugly ass gummyworm because of a bike accident when she was 5. nobody wants to bang her because of it and shes french
by weasel January 13, 2005
Get the gummy wormmug. when one has been slapped in the face with any number of items, be it an actual trout, a sponge, a banana peel, an anvil, a boobie, whatever. after the slap to the face has occured, the attacker must shout at their victim: "You've been TROUTED!" or simply "Trouted!!" This is not a strict definition, so the rules for usage are not solid.
*walk up to person a and tap them on shoulder*
*they turn around and are met with a nice smack to the face*
Attacker: Trouted, bitch!
Victim: Oh nos!
*they turn around and are met with a nice smack to the face*
Attacker: Trouted, bitch!
Victim: Oh nos!
by Weasel August 28, 2003
Get the troutedmug. A young weasel that has evolved into a boy; will never turn into a man unless it evolves into a weaselman;
by Weasel April 2, 2003
Get the weaselboymug. the procedure of sneeking up on a sleeping relative or friend who is lying on a couch or some flat surface, and then propping your bare ass right in front of his or her face, next you break some serious wind which scares the shit out of the victim and causes them to jerk their head up violently, the most stimulating element of this process is the next movement which is when the victim's head jerks up and sadistically smacks the bare ass of the performer creating devastating whiplash and then their nose is inserted into the performer's anus, creaing a "venus nosetrap"; this is extremely brutal for the victim because they have the cruel honor of smelling an anus filled with soiled odor; if the performer has a huge ass they can potentially suffocate the victim; if the venus nosetrap is done properly, the victim looks like he is wearing a moon mask, with "moon" deriving from the ass
after holding in a day's worth of farts, i snuck up on my sleeping brother, seth, and gave him the best venus nosetrap yet, making him pass out for 5 minutes, from either my foul fart or blocking up his breathing paths
by weasel June 9, 2005
Get the venus nosetrapmug. 