Weasel's definitions
by Weasel September 8, 2003
Get the onomatopeamug. by Weasel July 2, 2004
Get the pwnmug. similar to the act of a jack-in-the-box, but rather when one flips up the toilet seat and finds a disgusting piece of old, yellow-brown, shit sitting at the bottom of the comode; this is usually done as a joke to show off your big load to a friend or relative, and is very rude because they didnt flush it down
i saw the worst poop-in-the-john this morning, my brother said he dropped it the night before, which explained the absurd shape and color of it
by weasel May 20, 2005
Get the poop-in-the-johnmug. A young weasel that has evolved into a boy; will never turn into a man unless it evolves into a weaselman;
by Weasel April 2, 2003
Get the weaselboymug. The Best skateboarding shoe around. Rates #1 on like 5 websites I've seen. And they are hella comfortable. Model Shoes include Patriot, Rival, Herritage, Scout, and Strike and were created by Jamie Thomas.
by Weasel August 9, 2004
Get the Fallen Footwearmug. the procedure of sneeking up on a sleeping relative or friend who is lying on a couch or some flat surface, and then propping your bare ass right in front of his or her face, next you break some serious wind which scares the shit out of the victim and causes them to jerk their head up violently, the most stimulating element of this process is the next movement which is when the victim's head jerks up and sadistically smacks the bare ass of the performer creating devastating whiplash and then their nose is inserted into the performer's anus, creaing a "venus nosetrap"; this is extremely brutal for the victim because they have the cruel honor of smelling an anus filled with soiled odor; if the performer has a huge ass they can potentially suffocate the victim; if the venus nosetrap is done properly, the victim looks like he is wearing a moon mask, with "moon" deriving from the ass
after holding in a day's worth of farts, i snuck up on my sleeping brother, seth, and gave him the best venus nosetrap yet, making him pass out for 5 minutes, from either my foul fart or blocking up his breathing paths
by weasel June 9, 2005
Get the venus nosetrapmug. jade has a ugly ass gummyworm because of a bike accident when she was 5. nobody wants to bang her because of it and shes french
by weasel January 13, 2005
Get the gummy wormmug.