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chillaxterbate

to simulitaneously beat off and rub an ice pack on your jewels(genitalia) which produces a "chilling sensation"; this is best done when one is really hot from some sort of exercise and their nuts are hung like a horse, so putting an ice pack on them relaxes them; however, the negative things about chillaxterbating is that the spluge discharge won't be as far because of the cold temperatures and also if you chillaxterbate too long, you will lose all of your babies(sperm) due to that cold temperatures kill them; this can also be a 2 person exercise which can include many enjoyable positions
I love to chillaxterbate after weight lifting because it cools me down
by weasel May 25, 2005
mugGet the chillaxterbatemug.

frec

A guy who can't correctly pronounce 30.
Man did you hear that Frec? He said WOLOLAAAAA, wtf is that man, its WOLOLOOOOO!
by Weasel September 14, 2003
mugGet the frecmug.

face tickler

see also 'rimmer'
by weasel February 10, 2003
mugGet the face ticklermug.

weasel-whacking

He's a weasel whacker if I ever saw one.
by weasel October 28, 2003
mugGet the weasel-whackingmug.

trouted

when one has been slapped in the face with any number of items, be it an actual trout, a sponge, a banana peel, an anvil, a boobie, whatever. after the slap to the face has occured, the attacker must shout at their victim: "You've been TROUTED!" or simply "Trouted!!" This is not a strict definition, so the rules for usage are not solid.
*walk up to person a and tap them on shoulder*

*they turn around and are met with a nice smack to the face*

Attacker: Trouted, bitch!

Victim: Oh nos!
by Weasel August 28, 2003
mugGet the troutedmug.

onomatopea

Onomatopoeia is a word that imitates the sound it represents.
also imitative harmony.
-splash, wow, gush, kerplunk
-flcl (Japanese, the sound of feeling a woman's breasts)
by Weasel September 8, 2003
mugGet the onomatopeamug.

pwn

holy shit you got pwned
he is pwning everyone
by Weasel July 2, 2004
mugGet the pwnmug.

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