Weasel's definitions

face tickler

see also 'rimmer'

by weasel February 10, 2003

chillaxterbate

to simulitaneously beat off and rub an ice pack on your jewels(genitalia) which produces a "chilling sensation"; this is best done when one is really hot from some sort of exercise and their nuts are hung like a horse, so putting an ice pack on them relaxes them; however, the negative things about chillaxterbating is that the spluge discharge won't be as far because of the cold temperatures and also if you chillaxterbate too long, you will lose all of your babies(sperm) due to that cold temperatures kill them; this can also be a 2 person exercise which can include many enjoyable positions

I love to chillaxterbate after weight lifting because it cools me down

by weasel May 25, 2005

frec

A guy who can't correctly pronounce 30.

Man did you hear that Frec? He said WOLOLAAAAA, wtf is that man, its WOLOLOOOOO!

by Weasel September 14, 2003

weasel-whacking

beating off - aka beat the meat

He's a weasel whacker if I ever saw one.

by weasel October 28, 2003

craperbating

the process of pinching a loaf and beating off simulataneously, which requires intense concentration

craperbating is one of my hobbies because i can enjoy two things at once

by weasel May 3, 2005

volva

a dance when you slap your hand, on the sides your thighs/ vagina part and rotate your hips

bitch i can volva you any day volva you anyday!!

by weasel January 20, 2005

lout

lout: a stupid slow moron. an idiot.
someone I know in my class by the name of Shane LaBroad

that lout ran right into the wall.
June is a lout, she dropped the dishes on the floor

by weasel January 26, 2004