9 definitions by Mr70Homers
It's who to call when you're "tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea".
From an early Cheech & Chong routine.
From an early Cheech & Chong routine.
by Mr70Homers June 6, 2023
Driver who, when entering the freeway, attempts to pass every car possible via the on-ramp before merging as the on-ramp ends (despite having numerous opportunities to merge safely prior). Of course, if oneself is doing it you're an on-ramp hero. If someone else is doing it, they're simply an asshole.
Passenger in my car: "Dude! On-ramp hero. You can pass a least six more cars."
Some jerk trying to play on-ramp hero nearly caused a wreck on my way to work.
Some jerk trying to play on-ramp hero nearly caused a wreck on my way to work.
by Mr70Homers April 29, 2022
by Mr70Homers October 10, 2021
"Hi. My name is Ben. That's Mr. Dover to you."
Friend: "My boss fucked me with a massive workload today. Didn't even give me a courtesy reach-around.'
Me: "Just call you Mr. Dover."
Friend: "My boss fucked me with a massive workload today. Didn't even give me a courtesy reach-around.'
Me: "Just call you Mr. Dover."
by Mr70Homers June 27, 2023
by Mr70Homers April 22, 2023
Blowing out a snot-ball when you're sitting on your board waiting on a wave. Usually by pressing on one side of your nose and blowing mucous directly into the sea, but also by blowing snot into your hand and flinging it away from you.
by Mr70Homers June 30, 2021
When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper
Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.
Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.
Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.
by Mr70Homers October 3, 2021