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stupelligence 

Knowing a lot of things, procedures, processes, theories and words because they have seen them or heard of them and roughly knows what they are about. Thus, they act really arrogant and become know-it-alls or clever dicks. They talk without hesitant and doubt, like they are experts on the matters. And when real-life situations arise, they talk out their full arsenal of knowledge but cannot deliver results. They will most probably rely on the help of other people who are truly skilled in the field or fail epicly.
Boss: Our server is down again. Some staff cannot access it. Can you check?
Tech guy: OK... let me see...

(after a while)

Tech guy: Problem solved.
Boss: OK. Next time, you need to check whether the ODBC is stable. Or maybe the .NET framework is not running properly. I hope the MSSQL database is not corrupted. Maybe we should upgrade our network OS to support better packet segmentation in the OSI layers.
Tech guy: OK... (WTF is he talking about... it's just the server side program that was not running... What stupelligence...
stupelligence by EastViceroy November 21, 2011

Stupillogical 

Something that's both stupid and illogical.
Man: I will go to all the corners of the earth for you!
GF: That is stupillogical! The Earth is round in shape!
Stupillogical by Wise_AZ February 7, 2022
My brother thinks he's so cool cos he towers over me.. he's so stupall !
Stupall by Shumb Sister May 13, 2011

stuperlicious 

when people call you stuperlicious, they are calling you really really awesome

See: awesome
You got me tickets to the Evanescence concert?!!??! You are stuperlicious!

Stapella Money

When you obviously make a ton of money. You have so much money you can afford breakfast everyday while living in your sweet downtown apartment. You drive a sweet car and are totally swagged out.
Wow you’re always getting breakfast on the way to work. You gotta be makin that stapella money.
Stapella Money by OnTheList December 29, 2020

Stapella Money

When you obviously make a ton of money. You have so much money you can afford breakfast everyday while living in your sweet downtown apartment.
Wow you get breakfast everyday before work. You gotta be making that stapella money
Stapella Money by OnTheList December 29, 2020