(stoop-dick) n/adj.
1. Used to refer to someone who is stupid and also a dick.
2. Used to descibed a poorly thought-out choice made by someone who could also be called a stupdick.
3. Someone who is acting obnoxious/idiotic/annoying/stupid over a certain period of time.
1. "That guy is a major stupdick."
2. "Why would you play volleyball, Ben? That is such a stupdick idea."
3. "Quit being such a stupdick, Bryan. It's pissing me off!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'