strizzo 

adj. straight. in some cases, used as a sarcastic exclamation indicating a person, thing, or event's lack of straightness

herbs: you going out tonight?
slavin: no, it's a friday, i have to do finance homework.
herbs (sarcastically): strizzo!

strizzo by khup February 22, 2007

Grape Spritzer 

A drink created by a black stripper shoving a squirt bottle of Deer Park water directly into her pussy and then shooting it back out like a water fountain. The correct way to drink a Grape Spritzer is to get your head in close to the pussy and start lapping, like a dog over a sprinkler.

Hey man, let's get Shanice and her friend Indigo back over here and get another Grape Spritzer.

Grape Spritzer by Kyle Crawford January 2, 2008

Salisbury Spritz 

Using a Cheerwine soft drink, a carbonated beverage native to Salisbury, NC to douche or give an enema. This is particularly common after a Whiz dogg.

My girl was so gooey after the Whiz dogg, I decided to give her a Salisbury Spritz and clean up a bit.

Salisbury Spritz by Hobo2 January 3, 2006

Stirtz Lab 

A place in which monumental marine ecology discoveries are found. "Where we go one, we go all. "

I went to the Stirtz Lab to study the decomposition of plankton.

Stirtz Lab by P4G0 May 9, 2022

Spritzing 

When one or more persons inserts fingers into anothers rectum and rapidly moves their fingers back and forth causing fecal matter to expel in a spray paint type fashion all over the room.

"Ew Richie why do you smell so bad???"
"Sorry, Brittany and I were spritzing earlier."

Spritzing by Pseudo_Pseudonym March 23, 2020

Malort spritzer 

When in Chicago, a homeless man jumps out of a dumpster and ejaculates on you.

Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.

Malort spritzer by TheMonkey69 August 24, 2022

Strizz 

Slang for "straight", meaning comfortable or without need of assistance.

Me: Yo Mark you want a coke or n e thing?
Mark: Nah man im strizz.

Strizz by Slacker1111 May 17, 2009